Malmsteen’s always been kind of a joke amongst myself and a group of friends. So much of a joke, that we all started to give each other Malmsteen related gifts for birthdays and holidays for …
“What? I’m just going to the concert.”
“It’s still 25.”
It was the fastest u-turn I’ve ever done in my life. I didn’t even check my mirrors to see if I was clear of strollers or transvestites patrolling …